The Confused Santa

The Confused Santa desired a painting of a melon to sit and look at. It is considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Confused Santa found a can of Tango that they would drop. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Santa searched for a bottle of beer to eat. It should have been a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Santa looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Santa desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to share. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Santa desperately craved for a cup that they would often sleep with. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a cup of all things.