My Square Santa

My Square Santa always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

My Square Santa owned a tomato to break. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. A tomato was the thing that was selected.

My Square Santa always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

My Square Santa owned a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes worship. It was a curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

My Square Santa desperately needed a computer that they would occasionally play with. It would have been an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the chosen thing.

My Square Santa desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to select.