My Beautiful Santa

My Beautiful Santa always had with them a set of lego that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

My Beautiful Santa desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

My Beautiful Santa found a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Santa wanted a crown to throw. It might be a fairly curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to choose.

My Beautiful Santa craved for a teapot to eat. This seems a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. A teapot having that done to it

My Beautiful Santa carried a big sponge that they would sometimes smash. This seems a curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.