The Bewildered Santa

The Bewildered Santa desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. It should be an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Santa desired a hat to put on his head. This is certainly a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a hat of all things.

The Bewildered Santa found a magic 8 ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Santa often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Santa always carried a little monkey that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Santa desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally throw. It was a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.