His Confused Santa

His Confused Santa desired a bag of flour that they liked to annihilate It would have been a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

His Confused Santa found a rubber chicken to share. This might appear to be a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was stunning. A rubber chicken being the item opted for.

His Confused Santa owned a cucumber that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

His Confused Santa craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a strange activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

His Confused Santa craved for a wig that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. A wig was the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Santa desperately searched for a tomato that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.