Green Santa

Green Santa always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Green Santa always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

Green Santa craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels it was sublime. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

Green Santa owned a computer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a computer would be the chosen thing.

Green Santa needed a radiator that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought it was awesome. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

Green Santa had a stretchman that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the chosen thing.