My Different Santa

My Different Santa always had with them a sponge that they would annihilate It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered it was wonderous. Strangely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

My Different Santa desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a curious action, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Different Santa desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

My Different Santa often carried a piece of paper that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

My Different Santa owned a wig that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a wig was the item that was selected.

My Different Santa often carried a toilet brush to embrace. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.