His Gentle Santa

His Gentle Santa desired a pint of beer to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

His Gentle Santa wanted a rubber johnny that they would embrace. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

His Gentle Santa always kept a set of lego to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

His Gentle Santa desired a helmet that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a helmet being the thing opted for.

His Gentle Santa desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

His Gentle Santa desperately searched for a ball that they would share. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was selected.