Orange Santa

Orange Santa had a can of Tango that they liked to hug. It was a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Orange Santa carried a little monkey that they sometimes drop. It was a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

Orange Santa found a big sponge that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

Orange Santa wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

Orange Santa craved for a bag of poop that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly strange operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Orange Santa desperately looked for a tomato that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item chosen.