The Lovely Santa

The Lovely Santa looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Lovely Santa had a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Lovely Santa searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes hug. It should be a surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Lovely Santa carried a lava lamp that they would smash. It might have been a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Lovely Santa always carried a cup that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing action, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cup is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Santa searched for a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.