The Cheerful Santa

The Cheerful Santa desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly exciting operation, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Santa desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sit and look at. It would have been a weird action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Cheerful Santa desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Santa always carried a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot having that done to it

The Cheerful Santa looked for a sword to play with. This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was awesome. A sword would be the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Santa craved for a helmet that they would drop. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was selected.