A Green Santa

A Green Santa always kept a helmet that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

A Green Santa always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

A Green Santa always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

A Green Santa desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

A Green Santa had a hat that they liked to throw. This seems to be a new action, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

A Green Santa looked for a can of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be exciting. Remarkably, a can of coke was the chosen thing.