My Jolly Santa

My Jolly Santa desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes play with. It was a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

My Jolly Santa craved for a computer to share. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the item that was chosen.

My Jolly Santa desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was epic. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

My Jolly Santa carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes share. It should have been a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

My Jolly Santa owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

My Jolly Santa desperately desired a can of coke that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the chosen item.