Confused Santa

Confused Santa desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes throw. It might have been a funny thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

Confused Santa wanted a teapot that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a teapot being the thing selected.

Confused Santa looked for a toilet brush that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Santa desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be amazing. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

Confused Santa found a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Santa desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes share. It might have been an exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was chosen.