The Lucky Santa

The Lucky Santa often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Lucky Santa had a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. It would be an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered it was awesome. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Santa desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a set of lego having that done to it

The Lucky Santa needed a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Santa always kept a spade that they liked to annihilate It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

The Lucky Santa always kept a CD player that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.