A Crazy Santa

A Crazy Santa desired a hat that they would play with. It would be an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a hat would be the item chosen.

A Crazy Santa often carried a wig that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels it was sublime. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

A Crazy Santa craved for a cup that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cup is the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Santa owned a cheese grater that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. A cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Santa looked for a toilet brush to put on his head. This seems an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Santa craved for a set square that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a set square is the item to choose.