My Ugly Robin

My Ugly Robin desperately needed a block of cheese that they would often smash. It is an unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Robin wanted a ball that they would rub on his belly. It might be a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item that was selected.

My Ugly Robin craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

My Ugly Robin always kept a custard pie that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Robin desperately desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

My Ugly Robin looked for a chocolate bar to sleep with. It was a fairly odd action, to most, but not to the Robin, who had decided it was wonderous. A chocolate bar being the item opted for.