A Nervous Robin

A Nervous Robin carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

A Nervous Robin always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Nervous Robin always carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

A Nervous Robin searched for a cucumber that they would often cuddle. It is a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had decided it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

A Nervous Robin owned a bat that they liked to play with. This seems a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was magnificent. A bat would be the item chosen.

A Nervous Robin often carried a can of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A can of coke was the chosen thing.