The Gentle Robin

The Gentle Robin desperately desired a lava lamp that they would insert somewhere. It is a bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Robin, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Gentle Robin had a sack of potatoes to hug. It should have been a different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Robin found a sword to sleep with. It should be a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Robin desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to select.

The Gentle Robin searched for a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Robin desperately looked for a bag of poop that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item opted for.