The Foolish Robin

The Foolish Robin desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Foolish Robin desperately searched for a teapot that they sometimes smash. It should have been a funny activity, to many, but not to the Robin, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot having that done to it

The Foolish Robin desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Foolish Robin desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was epic. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Robin desperately needed a teapot to break. It is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Robin carried a tomato that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a tomato of all things.