The Lonely Robin

The Lonely Robin carried a spade that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Robin desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Robin desperately needed a sponge that they would often experiment on. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea is fun. Strangely, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Robin desperately looked for a bat that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Lonely Robin carried a pint of cider to worship. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Lonely Robin always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes throw. It should be a surprising idea, to most, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.