Holy Shit! The Real Jesus MEGA DONATION!!! Time to send the Satanic Spammers to Hell ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅsteemCreated with Sketch.

in #religion โ€ข 5 years ago

The second coming of christ has been received very well. Thank you all, you are certainly going to heaven (except for the butthurt people who downvoted me - 10 years of purgatory for you).

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I received a notification of a few donations of STEEM that came in, to assist in this holy war we are waging against the spammers. Thanks to everybody's support, @the-real-jesus is over 500 SteemPower now!! Awwwwww yeahhhhhhhh. I need a shit ton of resource credits to spam the spammers, they do like 1,000 comments a day AT LEAST. I probably still don't have enough SP to take on their steeming piles of shit they leave everywhere. But we are on the right track. Rest assured that NONE of my steempower will ever get powered down as long as there are religious spammers to destroy. We are all in this together, remember that. These guys spam your posts as much as everybody else. And for that, they deserve nothing less than eternal damnation. I won't rest until the religious spam as stopped flowing. Maybe I will launch a steem engine token or a SMT, who knows... IDGAF as long as we can crush the spammers, and then after that I can go back to being dead or just chill on a beach or something.

@hiroyamagishi, you hearin me bro? We're coming for you and your lame-ass bot army of trash-spammers! It would be better if you just surrendered now, and saved yourself from eternal damnation.... Maybe you can let me in the discord server so I can talk some shit while I spam you back on-chain ๐Ÿคฃ Come at me bro, for real I dare you. I have nothing to lose, I already died.

Love, The Real Jesus

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Holy doly.
!giphy jesus




giphy is supported by witness untersatz!

Jesus! My prayers have been heard! Im a poor guy, but for sure i give you a tenth of my savings for your good deeds.

He's willing to answer once in a while, treating kids or people who say him to leave them alone.

By the way, after you watched the video and did all he asked you to receive an upvote. An upvote not even worth 0.001 cents. ๐Ÿ˜–

And while the rich are getting richer and the poor fall for it his answer is: Heaven will reward you...

Happy day. ๐Ÿ’•

@hiroyamagishi? more like hirospamagishi... I think the more blowback he recieves, the more he thinks he is on the right path. It tends to be how the brain virus of religion operates. Nonetheless, I support your holy mission Jesus.

Jesus, I recognize you are the only Lord. Bless me as your warrior, please! I will flag all the spamming content I spot.

News from the holy wars sir. it reads:

"There's a witness's proposal to adjust downvote functions. if passed it could end in serious repercussions against your holiness.

sincerely,
secret angel society against pork and spam;
codenames: you didn't hear it from me, the truth states otherwise, Hypocrite, and who am i now?""

End of letter.

No more messages sir.

Cheers.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. It appears that this is mainly being propagated by @justinsunsteemit for being butthurt about getting downvoted so much. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen (:

Jesus does not and never will approve such a stupid plan.

Many thanks from Australia ๐Ÿ˜

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You are very welcome, thank you for supporting Jesus on this important mission.

Thank God for your effort, but I think we should send someone physically and force the dude behind the spam to stop.

Thanks for your support. I'm hoping that threatening eternal damnation will get them to stop, we'll see if it does.

Man. All that and you got the best badges too.

Go, and let them sin no more.

Thank you sir for your support. A golden ticket to heaven is waiting for you.

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