Awkward relationship moments

This is super random, and I don't know why I thought to post this, but I think it's funny. Anyway, I was thinking about my past relationships and I remembered a specific moment with the first girl that I was ever in love with. We were in my room, laying in my bed. We started kissing, and the air grew dense with passion. She removed my shirt. Her lips slowly inched their way toward my neck as she worked her way down to my chest. I layed there in complete bliss as she quietly let in a deep inhale-- exhale. She paused, looked up into my eyes, and smiled. That's when she said something that I'll never forget. She softly and seductively uttered, "You smell like Big Macs. I like Big Macs." And then the moment was gone. I died laughing. And that was the strangest thing anyone has ever said to me in bed. Haha. 😂