The Angry Reindeer

The Angry Reindeer desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

The Angry Reindeer desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. A bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Reindeer desperately looked for a bat that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Reindeer desperately needed a sword that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Angry Reindeer searched for a can of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be amazing. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Reindeer always kept a rubber chicken that they would throw. It should have been an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.