The Depressed Reindeer

The Depressed Reindeer desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Reindeer needed a computer that they would smash. It was a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Reindeer often carried a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Depressed Reindeer often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Depressed Reindeer wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Depressed Reindeer had a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.