The Bewildered Reindeer

The Bewildered Reindeer often carried a mug to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a mug would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Reindeer desperately needed a computer that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Reindeer needed a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Reindeer desperately searched for a crown to throw. This could be considered an odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Reindeer often carried a big sponge to embrace. This seems to be a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be out of this world. Honestly, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Reindeer found a bat that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was out of this world. Honestly, a bat would be the chosen thing.