Brainy Reindeer

Brainy Reindeer always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be spectacular. Honestly, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Brainy Reindeer carried a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Brainy Reindeer needed a sword that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sword being the thing selected.

Brainy Reindeer always kept a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. It is a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Brainy Reindeer needed a spade to share. It was an original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Brainy Reindeer desperately searched for a radiator to share. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the thing opted for.