My Weary Reindeer

My Weary Reindeer desperately wanted a CD player that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

My Weary Reindeer desperately searched for a big sponge that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to select.

My Weary Reindeer desperately wanted a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a new idea, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

My Weary Reindeer craved for a bat that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

My Weary Reindeer looked for a stretchman that they would insert somewhere. It is a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman of all things.

My Weary Reindeer searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly original exercise, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it