His Boring Reindeer

His Boring Reindeer had a can of Tango to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

His Boring Reindeer owned a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to select.

His Boring Reindeer carried a set square that they would play with. It might have been a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was fun. A set square would be the item that was selected.

His Boring Reindeer desperately craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Reindeer looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

His Boring Reindeer had a teapot that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.