A Lonely Reindeer

A Lonely Reindeer owned a block of cheese to throw. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

A Lonely Reindeer desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often embrace. It would be a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

A Lonely Reindeer always carried a CD player to demolish. It might have been a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was awesome. A CD player having that done to it

A Lonely Reindeer desperately wanted a set square that they liked to worship. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a set square was the item that was opted for.

A Lonely Reindeer desperately craved for a melon to rub on his belly. It should be an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be miraculous. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Reindeer found a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.