His Funny Reindeer

His Funny Reindeer wanted a toilet brush to eat. It might be a weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

His Funny Reindeer desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

His Funny Reindeer often carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

His Funny Reindeer found a teapot that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

His Funny Reindeer desired a crown that they liked to put on his head. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was selected.

His Funny Reindeer carried a custard pie to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.