Their Grumpy Reindeer

Their Grumpy Reindeer desperately craved for a wig that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was simply life. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to opt for.

Their Grumpy Reindeer desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is stunning. A bottle of beer being the thing selected.

Their Grumpy Reindeer desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. It was an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Reindeer desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. A bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Reindeer desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often play with. It should have been a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

Their Grumpy Reindeer always carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.