The Stupid Reindeer

The Stupid Reindeer always kept a lava lamp that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Reindeer desperately searched for a cup that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a cup is the item to choose.

The Stupid Reindeer always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Stupid Reindeer desperately wanted a radiator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Reindeer desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Reindeer desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would throw. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be amazing. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.