His Handsome Reindeer

His Handsome Reindeer had a can of coke to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to select.

His Handsome Reindeer always kept a crown that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

His Handsome Reindeer always carried a sword that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Reindeer found a wig that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Reindeer wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

His Handsome Reindeer desperately craved for a helmet that they liked to hug. It was an odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing to choose.