NEVER EAT CUCUMBER FROM A SINGLE LADIES HOUSE

I was on my way to see a female friend yesterday inside a taxi,i saw a girl carrying cucumber as a sharp igbo boy that i am ,i come keep face like "i know what you are up to" as if she read my mind she started eating it immediately
As if that was not enough when i got to my friend's apartment i met the biggest shock of my life
Guess what i saw
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