My Grumpy Queen

My Grumpy Queen had a teapot that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Queen often carried a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. A cheese grater is the thing to select.

My Grumpy Queen desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

My Grumpy Queen needed a bottle of coke that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke having that done to it

My Grumpy Queen looked for a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly new idea, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be amazing. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

My Grumpy Queen desperately desired a crown that they liked to throw. It should be an exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.