His Boring Queen

His Boring Queen owned a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to opt for.

His Boring Queen always kept a wig to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. A wig would be the item that was selected.

His Boring Queen desperately needed a helmet to smash. This seems to be a fairly new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Queen carried a stapler that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Queen always had with them a big sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

His Boring Queen always had with them a bag of poop that they would often demolish. It should be a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.