His Crazy Queen

His Crazy Queen found a block of cheese that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Queen always kept a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Queen wanted a cup that they sometimes smash. It might have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to choose.

His Crazy Queen carried a rubber johnny that they liked to play with. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

His Crazy Queen had a stapler that they sometimes embrace. It is a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A stapler is the thing to choose.

His Crazy Queen had a stapler that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to select.