The Gentle Queen

The Gentle Queen owned a bottle of beer that they would worship. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Gentle Queen often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was fun. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Queen desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Queen, who thought it was sublime. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Queen desperately craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who expected it was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Gentle Queen often carried a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Queen often carried a painting of a melon that they liked to drop. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was simply life. A painting of a melon being the item selected.