The Purple Queen

The Purple Queen always had with them a can of Tango that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Purple Queen always kept a crown that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a crown of all things.

The Purple Queen looked for a stretchman that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Queen always carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes annihilate It would be a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Queen, who feels it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Queen craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is simply life. A cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Queen desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.