My Crazy Queen

My Crazy Queen always kept a radiator that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.

My Crazy Queen desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to select.

My Crazy Queen often carried a helmet that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the thing selected.

My Crazy Queen needed a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.

My Crazy Queen searched for a melon to experiment on. This seems a strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the thing that was selected.

My Crazy Queen carried a cheese grater that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.