Don't pick up if you can't throw down

in #punchline • 7 years ago

Hey, do you work at Subway? cause you look like you should be makin my sandwiches...

Hey at least this time I didn't get sprayed with mace.

She must really like me. 


Ima be single forever. 

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#funny #pickuplinefail
7 years ago in #punchline by
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     7 years ago 

    thought you were going to make a jared reference there...

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     7 years ago 

    I haven’t seen a hurricanrana that perfect since Rey Mysterio was performing in high school
    auditoriums.

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       7 years ago 

      If you end the night with your face between her legs, was it really a fail?

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