Report on Progress - What Progress?

This is just a brief insert about the progress - what progress? that has been achieved so far. You may notice that the issue's publishing date is fictitional, since it was yesterday. But I do that generally. Sort of pre-dating only to be late anyways. You may use this opportunity to influence the appearance of The Daily Special. To a certain degree that is. Over which we can engage in discussions to forget about the misery that has befallen so many minds.

Nicely put, don't You think so?