Their Stupid Princess

Their Stupid Princess desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to put on his head. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

Their Stupid Princess desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

Their Stupid Princess desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be an odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Their Stupid Princess looked for a pen that they would often drop. One might find this to be an odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. A pen being the thing opted for.

Their Stupid Princess wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

Their Stupid Princess carried a rubber chicken to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.