My Bewildered Princess

My Bewildered Princess wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon having that done to it

My Bewildered Princess desperately searched for a custard pie that they would cuddle. It would be a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.

My Bewildered Princess desperately wanted a bat that they would break. This seems to be a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Princess carried a lava lamp that they would eat. It should have been a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp of all things.

My Bewildered Princess owned a big sponge that they liked to embrace. It was a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Princess desperately wanted a can of coke to insert somewhere. It should have been an original proposal, to most, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.