The Boring Princess

The Boring Princess desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often cuddle. It is a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Boring Princess wanted a chocolate bar that they would break. It was a surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Boring Princess owned a pint of beer to embrace. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Boring Princess wanted a tomato that they liked to eat. This seems to be a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

The Boring Princess always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be fun. A stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Princess desperately wanted a teapot to share. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A teapot was the thing that was chosen.