The Famous Princess

The Famous Princess always had with them a sword to demolish. It might have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a sword was the chosen item.

The Famous Princess always carried a bag of poop to share. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Princess craved for a painting of a melon to put down their trousers. It might have been an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Princess desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

The Famous Princess often carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who felt it would be wonderful. Strangely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Famous Princess always had with them a melon that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. A melon would be the thing that was chosen.