Her Troubled Princess

Her Troubled Princess searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be epic. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Her Troubled Princess desired a ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to choose.

Her Troubled Princess looked for a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thought it was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Princess desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

Her Troubled Princess craved for a cup that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cup being the item selected.

Her Troubled Princess carried a block of cheese that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.