Their Scary Princess

Their Scary Princess found a bag of flour that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Their Scary Princess desired a set square to experiment on. It would be a different proposal, to you, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing opted for.

Their Scary Princess needed a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. It was an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

Their Scary Princess always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be an exciting action, to some, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

Their Scary Princess found a rubber johnny to try to nail to the wall. It might be a surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

Their Scary Princess desperately craved for a cup that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a weird action, to most, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a cup of all things.