My Boring Prince

My Boring Prince often carried a teapot that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was amazing. A teapot being the chosen thing.

My Boring Prince often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly new activity, to some, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

My Boring Prince always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

My Boring Prince always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

My Boring Prince desperately searched for a spade that they would hug. It is considered to be an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was awesome. A spade is the item that was chosen.

My Boring Prince always had with them a ball that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was chosen.